January 2012
8 posts
It takes two people to make a lie work: the person who tells it, and the one who believes it.
November 2011
21 posts
First 25 to reblog get promoted :)
originality-iz-d3ad:
MUST be following me (I CHECK)
That awkward moment when you think your boyfriend is about to tell you something cute and you realize the only reason he texted you was to tell you that he got to prestige on MW3..
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fuckit-letsgetstoned asked: Emma and Zac are trying to catch a deer that apparently just ran across my yard...what is my life anymore?
pr1nc3-charming:
You’re telling me to move on…. How can I move on when I’m still in love with you?
part 2 of the greatest weekend ever :)
jamiecurry11810:
Spending le night at le bestfriends house! we is prepared as heellll: uv blue, monster, squees(cigarettes), steak, and chinese food! aaawwuh yeah!
and you cant forget Jesse McCartney!
fuck yes. <3
October 2011
81 posts
“I just had to go on a little rant with you and now I have to go to work.”
“Don’t have sex?”
“Don’t have sex, you will get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in missionary, don’t have sex standing up, don’t even have sex against the wall. Just don’t. I’m texting you. Goodbye.”
I don’t care what he looks like, if a guy calls me “baby girl” I will automatically be attracted to him.
